Uncle Abad's

- Condoms are made from the same material as the outer covering of your local longganisa. Ewww.

 

- Condoms break easily, so why bother?

 

- Wearing condoms lessens or worse, entirely eliminates the pleasure when "doing it" . 

 

- Buying condoms at your local convenience store is embarassing. 

 

- Condoms cause hot-headedness.

 

- Rats and cockroaches refrain from using condoms, hence their population is at an all time high. We should emulate them!

 

- Ants too.

 

- Condoms are only worn on bananas, cucumbers or in rare cases, bottle gourd (upo).